wenches and wizards
Truths -
If you have a very scrawny, bony build, perhaps wearing a giant broadsword on your back isn’t the best look for you. Go for the sensitive poet costume, or use a dagger, or something.
If you are a teenager, and have a retainer that juts out half an inch from your mouth, please don’t kiss your girlfriend in public. Heck, this could go for really any person alive.
If you are an ugly woman, you probably dress up like a wench on the weekends.
Went to the celtic faire today, if the above was not obvious enough. The music was excellent - Grada was probably my favorite, but Wicked Tinkers are great fun to watch, and Black Irish are just plain fun. Dad bought a trebuchet, but declined to find out which clan he belonged to and buy the proper kilt.